Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Jokes

Today is Tuesday,which means its JOKE DAY!!!!! You can ask these jokes to your friends! Trust me they will LAUGH OUT LOUD!



1: What are the strongest days? Answer: Saturday and Sunday because the others are weekdays. Get it "weakdays"!


2:Why do you need to pack a band aid in your lunch box? Answer: For the cold cuts! Get it '' cold cuts". Like cuts you get when you get hurt and cold cuts refer to meat that could be in your lunch!


3:How do you make seven an even number? Answer: Take the "s" out. Get it if you take the ''s'' out of seven, it spells even!!


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